Tracks
sOMEONE STOP ME
(aka the best purchase i have ever made)
yes. i have lied to you all along.
this… is who i truly am
Is it too late to draw pokemon fusions
Rude Broccoli Flipping You Off at Dinner
Man, that broccoli is really steamed about something.
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
:D ахах Дженсену норм!
So i was on my brothers computer and found this
“Look, I didn’t want to be a sausage”
“Don’t I get a sausage for good luck? It’s kind of a tradition right?”
“I don’t want you to be roman. I want you to be sausage.”
“Sausages just aren’t real to me until I’m staring one in the face.”
“The real world is where the sausages are.”
“You sausage when you sleep”
“You’re not getting away from me. Sausage again.”
“Wait, is your name Sausage?”
“There is always a sausage for those clever enough to find it.”
“I AM THE SAUSAGE KING.”
or this one
“Humor was a good way to hide the sausage”
(Source: percydemigod-s)
I need an Edna Mode life coach.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
I HAD TO! I JUST—- HAD TO. : DDDDEveryone have done one of these so I made one! : DDDD
